Pandora’s Jars


Friendly PSA: Valentine’s Day is 4 days away. Have you bought your lover a heart-shaped box of mediocre chocolate yet? How about red boxers, or a necklace with a heart-shaped pendant she’ll only wear when you’re around? If you feel like none of these capture the way you feel about your dearest, we’ve got you covered.

At Pandora Jewelry, we’re introducing a brand new (sustainable!) gift option: Pandora’s JarsTM.

Here’s the thing: everyone loves a good set of jars. They’re sturdy, look great on countertops, and make you appear to care about Mother Earth. Our jars do all that and more: they let your boo thang express herself.

All she has to do is open the jar and breathe in.

Does the Juliet of your life enjoy walking outside after a rainy day? Gift her our Rain Jar, which preserves the smell of rain. Is your Romeo unsure of his life’s purpose? Our Ennui Jar will bring back restless memories when he inevitably goes back to grad school. Each of our Signature Scented jars gives your special flame a sense of self they’ll hold onto forever:

  • “Secret”: the victory of wearing an outfit two days in a row without anyone noticing
  • “Champ”: the feeling of winning an argument for the lover who rarely wins one
  • “Rocky Skies:” for the avid traveler, the memory of not spilling a drink during a turbulent flight
  • “Liberation”: the excitement of being single again for the beau you’re about to dump

…and more! Our Signature Scents last forever (as long as you remember to screw the lid shut).

Unlike the storage woes of our namesake Greek goddess, Pandora’s Jars hold no evils – just simplified joy. They come in two sizes: Tiny (for the valentine who carries her jars with her in a tote) and Oversize (because this is America). They are fully recyclable, like all jars.

For the woman who needs more than a charm bracelet to express herself, go a little further with your love.

Get your set of Pandora’s Jars today!

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