Hi! Welcome to These United Scrapes, a little corner of the Internet featuring “The Daily Dairy” cartoon, satirical ads & news* pieces, book picks, and imagined insight into the minds of notable public figures in the U.S.
*All stories are purely fictional in the name of satire. Please refer to the First Amendment before suing me. With the exception of public figures, all characters’ names are invented. Any overlap with real names is coincidental with no intended malice.
**Illustrations prior to July 2019 are by Alex Bull.