Sometimes your job, your life, or your country doesn’t turn out the way you expected. Welcome to These United Scrapes, a fictional news* site exploring our country’s last remaining asset: its silliness.
Edited, narrated, and illustrated** by Soné Anandpara.
*All stories are purely fictional in the name of satire. Please refer to the First Amendment before suing me. With the exception of public figures, all characters’ names are invented. Any overlap with real names is coincidental with no intended malice.
**Illustrations prior to July 2019 are by Alex Bull.