Sometimes your job, your life, or your country doesn’t turn out the way you expected. Welcome to These United Scrapes, a weekly news* column that explores our country’s last remaining asset: its silliness.
Soné Anandpara, the narrator, is a fictional news & culture reporter living in New York City.
All illustrations on this website are by Alex Bull.
*All stories are purely fictional in the name of satire. Please refer to the First Amendment before suing me. With the exception of public figures, all characters’ names are invented. Any overlap with real names is coincidental with no intended malice.