Humpday Haiku #17

A salve for bad days

Things could still be worse.
You could have an entire
nation despise you.

Humpday Haiku #16

The most radical act

Look in the mirror
and say, “I can’t handle how
beautiful I am.”

Humpday Haiku #15

If you call me past 9pm these days

“Sorry, can’t talk. My
demons are coming over
to play some mind games.”

Humpday Haiku #14

The allure of zen in a 400-piece puzzle

Everything I need
is right in front of me. Wait,
I’m missing a piece.

Humpday Haiku #13

Love in the age of quarantine, Pt.II

You know you’re soulmates
because he uttered the words,
“I Swiffered the floor.”

Humpday Haiku #12

Love in the age of quarantine

Loud and passionate
arguments over the risks
of taking a stroll.

Humpday Haiku #11

Treasures found while deep-cleaning

An unused coupon
from Victoria’s Secret:
One Free Lace Panty.