Humpday Haiku #13

Love in the age of quarantine, Pt.II

You know you’re soulmates
because he uttered the words,
“I Swiffered the floor.”

Humpday Haiku #12

Love in the age of quarantine

Loud and passionate
arguments over the risks
of taking a stroll.

Humpday Haiku #11

Treasures found while deep-cleaning

An unused coupon
from Victoria’s Secret:
One Free Lace Panty.

Humpday Haiku #10

Life, generally.

Consistent proof that
you had it all figured out
at the age of 5.

Humpday Haiku #9

Considering the upside to having kids

Long after I’m dead
and my journals are burned, my
genes will still be here.

Humpday Haiku #8

Chasing the dream at 100 miles per hour

Almost there. So close.
I can smell it. Wait, do I
have the right address?!

Humpday Haiku #7

Global warming explained in Year 3001

Annoyed by humans
Earth Gone Girled itself
Finally, some peace.