Humpday Haiku #19

Love Languages: Thanksgiving Edition

Don’t eat together,
don’t journey, don’t bake for hours,
and don’t you dare hug.

Humpday Haiku #18

Pg. 2020, “This Might as Well Happen” (Nonfiction)

Along with truth, science,
and weight goals, my favorite
tee has disappeared.

Humpday Haiku #17

A salve for bad days

Things could still be worse.
You could have an entire
nation despise you.

Humpday Haiku #16

The most radical act

Look in the mirror
and say, “I can’t handle how
beautiful I am.”

Humpday Haiku #15

If you call me past 9pm these days

“Sorry, can’t talk. My
demons are coming over
to play some mind games.”

Humpday Haiku #14

The allure of zen in a 400-piece puzzle

Everything I need
is right in front of me. Wait,
I’m missing a piece.

Humpday Haiku #13

Love in the age of quarantine, Pt.II

You know you’re soulmates
because he uttered the words,
“I Swiffered the floor.”