Humpday Haiku #9

Considering the upside to having kids

Long after I’m dead
and my journals are burned, my
genes will still be here.

Humpday Haiku #8

Chasing the dream at 100 miles per hour

Almost there. So close.
I can smell it. Wait, do I
have the right address?!

Global warming explained in Year 3001

Annoyed by humans
Earth Gone Girled itself
Finally, some peace.

Positive affirmation post-embarrassing yourself

I’m a unicorn.
The world needs people like me
to give them stories.

Pros of summer almost being over

No longer need to
consistently dress like I’m
about to picnic.

What breakfast taught me about body image

Blueberry muffin
is self-conscious about lumps.
Everyone loves them.

A modern-day reverie

Stare out the window
dreaming of being more…Oh!
My Seamless is here.