Well, it’s pants season.
The air’s getting nippy and thicker with political suspense, and our stylists at J. Crew have one question for you: “Are you outfitted for the moment?”
As you check the polls, the news, and your heartbeat every ten minutes, comfort yourself with a pair of our brand new Smart e-Pants.
Smart e-Pants are the newest addition to our collection of clothes that last a lifetime – right up there with cashmere, coats, and trouser socks the color of Skittles. More importantly, they’re here to envelope you in your favorite things this winter: fleece and technology.
There’s nothing more important to us at J. Crew than making you look like a million bucks, so we’ve put extra care into the details. Smart e-Pants are designed to be worn around the house but are sleek enough for socially distanced gatherings where you’ll probably end up hugging everyone. Each one of these fleece-lined joggers also boasts nine hand-sewn pockets – perfect for carrying your iPad, your iPhone, extra floss, and that piece of chocolate you’re saving for later.
Smart e-Pants are designed to be worn around the house but are sleek enough for socially distanced gatherings where you’ll probably end up hugging everyone.
But that’s not all. USB chargers connect all the pockets so that you can wear your devices while charging them. Go ahead, listen to that NPR episode on our nation’s demise and read about the latest Supreme Court decision all while Pinteresting how to decorate your house with gourds.
Tired of pacing back and forth all day? Each Smart e-Pant is amply cushioned in the seat to protect its built-in speakers. Before you ask why, look behind the care label. You’ll find two buttons: “Idle Pants” and “Pants Party.”
For days when you absolutely need to keep up with the world, our “Idle Pants” feature connects to your WiFi to bring you the latest news in the soothing vocals of Julie Andrews, David Attenborough, or Morgan Freeman. When things are really bad, it’ll gently suggest you curl up under a pile of blankets.
This J. Crew essential brings you the latest news in the soothing vocals of Julie Andrews, David Attenborough, or Morgan Freeman.
For nights when you need to get loose and swing those limbs, hit the “Pants Party” button and start dancing. “Pants Party” chooses which music to play by detecting your dance through your pants – we guarantee you’ll never be off beat.
Smart e-Pants are available for both men and women (in petite and tall sizes!), and come in a variety of colors ranging from greys and blues to Sunlit Berry, Aloe, and Persimmon.
Stay warm, and informed, in the cold months ahead with our newest J. Crew essential.
Get your pair today!