Pros of summer almost being over

No longer need to
consistently dress like I’m
about to picnic.

What breakfast taught me about body image

Blueberry muffin
is self-conscious about lumps.
Everyone loves them.

A modern-day reverie

Stare out the window
dreaming of being more…Oh!
My Seamless is here.

The most outrageous coffee order

One hot coffee, please
Regular milk and sugar
With my name spelled right.

Progression of wearing a bodysuit for the 1st time

Look how smooth I am!
Endless wedgie. Cannot drink.
Back to Gap t-shirts.