Nuclear Lunch

December 10, 2017 | New York, NY

Hungry people make bad decisions.

It’s a renowned fact. Ask my friend, Teri, who skipped lunch and bought $43 worth of Funyuns. Why this would stop being true when world leaders sit around a table trying to reign in the apocalypse, beats me.

There’s been lots of talk lately about how the 2015 nuclear deal with Iran was “the worst nuclear deal in history.” Was it perfect? No. Luckily the reporter originally assigned to this story got mono, which means I get to show you what really went down.