Humpday Haiku #23

You’re telling me once all this is over…
I just put on a
bra, walk into a bar, and
eat communal nuts?
You’re telling me once all this is over…
I just put on a
bra, walk into a bar, and
eat communal nuts?
Love Languages: Thanksgiving Edition
Don’t eat together,
don’t journey, don’t bake for hours,
and don’t you dare hug.