Humpday Haiku #16

The most radical act
Look in the mirror
and say, “I can’t handle how
beautiful I am.”
The most radical act
Look in the mirror
and say, “I can’t handle how
beautiful I am.”
If you call me past 9pm these days
“Sorry, can’t talk. My
demons are coming over
to play some mind games.”
The allure of zen in a 400-piece puzzle
Everything I need
is right in front of me. Wait,
I’m missing a piece.
Love in the age of quarantine, Pt.II
You know you’re soulmates
because he uttered the words,
“I Swiffered the floor.”
Love in the age of quarantine
Loud and passionate
arguments over the risks
of taking a stroll.
Treasures found while deep-cleaning
An unused coupon
from Victoria’s Secret:
One Free Lace Panty.
Life, generally.
Consistent proof that
you had it all figured out
at the age of 5.